I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me, thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute, and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005. I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.īut wait there's more. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell.the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety.I was a happy camper.īUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!įirst of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. Oh man.words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. I have to post the first Amazon review here for sh1ts and giggles.
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